Total Medals Earned: 91 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,715 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/270 points)
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the good ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 11/20 (135/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Get caught by a UFO
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (125/175 points)
Flame away...
Open the runes.
Find 5 jounal pages.
Find 50 mushrooms.
Learn to fly!
Complete the game.
Find all the mushrooms.
